Shut The Front Door! Funny Welcome Doormat be_our_guest This mat will not replace

This mat will not replace an outdoor coir mat

This doormat will let them know of your discontent

Love can be pretty or it can be a dirty four letter word

only to find it drifting through space

"Nevermore

Shut The Front Door! Funny Welcome Doormat be_our_guest This mat will not replaceWell, just shut the front door! Literally. You either want to keep the heat in or the air conditioning. Or maybe you have kids; we know how they are. "Were you born in a barn?" Or do you like to think of this as Shut the f* up! or Are you serious? You decide, it is after all your front door and your doormat. Really!?!? Shut the front door! With this mat, be sure to pay close attention. The large and small mats are the same design, but each has its own